Thursday, March 10, 2011

Macho Wines


Okay guys, it’s time to come clean. I can’t believe what I’m hearing from some of you about wine selection. Apparently, you would rather undergo a prostate examination than order some wussy wine in a restaurant. You think wine with a pretty flower or cutsie animal on the bottle makes you any less of a man? Pinot Grigio is too fluffy for you, Gewurztraminer rather perfumey, Gamay awfully bubble-gummed and Merlot much too identity-challenged? Well listen up. What you sip is definitely not a reflection of who or what you are. Choose wine this way and you’re missing out on a lot of great sippin’ because of ridiculous machoism. This is the 21st Century, for God’s sake. Get over it.

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